its not really a blind date if you’ve done your facebook homework
maybe just deaf and dumb
we’ll see
its not really a blind date if you’ve done your facebook homework
maybe just deaf and dumb
we’ll see
On her 70th birthday, my grandmother, Max, wanted to do something “totally outrageous”.
In a very un-grandmother-like fashion, she got a tatoo on her wrist. And not just any ink, but a big M with a bloody axe running through it, for Max.

Pretty edgy granny I have
My parents don’t approve but seniority rules
Sunday to do list:
Sunday completed list:
I thought that by today I would have OD’d on chocolate and I would lay off the lingering treats.
I = wrong